The Hottest Polish Politician Contest


Don’t watch the news?! – See what you’ve been missing! Polandian presents the best looking and sexiest lads and lasses in Polish politics… We are looking for one guy and one gal to become the Hottest Polish Polish Politician of the year.  We will send the lucky winner a bilingual diploma they can hang in their office and show off to their friends.

This week we’re voting for the sexiest female politician. Come back next week to vote for the men!

Contestant number 1

Iwona Guzowska is a 33-year-old multiple World Championship medalist in kick-boxing and boxing from Gdańsk and has been an MP since 2007. She represents the Civic Platform Party (PO, centre-right).

She is involved in charities that aid sick children.

Diplomatic mission
Diplomatic mission
Working on political power
Strong-arm tactics


Contestant number 2:

Iwona Arent from Olsztyn – this 41-year-old member of Law and Justice party (PiS; conservative/social-right) has been an MP since 2006. She is a political scientist.

In her own words: “I got my patriotism from my grandparents, my grandfather was a Home Army soldier sent to Siberia after the war. The tales I heard from my grandfather, grandmother and parents shaped my love for Poland.”

Style and grace... is that Jennifer Aniston hairdo?
Style and grace… is that a Jennifer Aniston hairdo?
Obligatory Sejm photo
Obligatory Sejm photo


Contestant number 3

Magda Gąsior-Marek is a 26-year-old banking graduate and an MP from Lublin. She joined the Civic Platform party in 2005 and her political star launched soon after. She soon won a Lublin City Council seat and then made it into the Sejm.  She promotes blood donation and good manners on the roads.

Her political idols are: Cardinal Stefan Wyszyński, Margaret Thatcher, Eugeniusz Kwiatkowski, Mother Teresa of Calcutta, St. Maximillian Maria Kolbe, Milton Friedman and Adam Smith.

Look mum, I’m in the Sejm!
Likes to spend time around men with big choppers


Contestant number 4

Małgorzata Tkacz-Janik is a 44-year-old member of the Zieloni 2004 Party (The Greens) in Gliwice. She’s an academic and social activist and a specialist in the theory of literature and marketing communication. She organises conferences about sustainable development in her home town of Gliwice and motivational trainings for unemployed women.

In her own words: “Three issues are most important for me in my political and life plan: the rights of women, the quality of life where one lives, and social and cultural education of children, youth and adults.”

The sultry, flyaway look
Put it away dear, you’re impressing nobody


Contestant number 5

Lidia Geringer de Oedenberg is a 50-year-old painter and journalist from Wrocław and has been a member of the European Parliament since 2004. She is a member of the Democratic Left Alliance (social-democrats, heirs of the communist party). In the European Parliament she represents the Party of European Socialists. She graduated from Wrocław University of Economics. For ten years she worked as a general manager of the international classical music festival Vratislavia Cantans. For four years she held the post of Director of the Witold Lutosławski Philharmonic of Wrocław.

Yes. I do know what you're thinking
Yes. I do know what you’re thinking

Some people love to work after hours
Some people love to work after hours


Contestant number 6:

Joanna Mucha is a 33-year-old academic and MP from Lublin, a city she has represented since 2007. She works as an economics lecturer (specialising in the economics of healthcare) at the Catholic University of Lublin. She represents the Civic Platform party (centre-right).

In her own words: “For me politics means service to the people – this will never change. I have been interested in national matters since I was very young, and I always wanted to participate in politics because I know I am an honest, trustworthy and hardworking person. Now I also have a large knowledge, which I would like to use for the benefit of our country”.

Come over here and say that punk
Come over here and say that punk

Stepping out in style
Stepping out in style


Contestant number 7:

Elżbieta Łukacijewska is a 42-year-old MP from Sanok (since 2001). Holding a Masters in business administration she worked as an accountant. In 1998 she was voted village administrator of Cisna (podkarpacie region). She represents the Civic Platform party (centre-right). She is the former president of the Sejm Commmision for Equal Status of Men and Women.

In her own words: “From my parents I learned to respect other people and their work. I observed their everyday effort, honesty and attachment to the land. Their struggles and difficulties taught me a lot.”

Friendly and elegant
Friendly and elegant
Mental note: don't give speeches when you're hungry
Mental note: don’t give speeches when you’re hungry


Contestant number 8:

Katarzyna Matusik-Lipiec is a 33-year-old Civic Platform MP from Kraków, a city she has represented since 2007. After graduating from political science at the Jagiellonian University, she started working in an association promoting knowledge about the EU. For five years she was engaged in local government of the City of Kraków.

In her own words: “To deal with everyday duties I always try to find time for sports: skiing, swimming, roller skating. Less actively, but just as passionately, I am a fan of the Polish volleyball team”.

I always like to sign with a kiss
I always like to sign with a kiss

Better three hours early than a minute too late
Better three hours early than a minute too late


Contestant number 9:

Małgorzata Kidawa-Błońska is a 52-year-old sociologist, film producer and an MP from Warsaw. For several years she represented the liberal-democratic Unia Wolności party in the Warsaw City Council. Currently she is a member of centre-right Platforma Obywatelska.

She takes special pride in being the grand-daughter of important Polish politicians: Stanisław Wojciechowski (President of Poland 1922-26) and Władysław Grabski (Prime Minister of Poland in 1920 and from 1923-25; architect of currency reformer – creator of the złoty).

Why do they always put the salt sticks on your side?!
Why do they always put the salt sticks on your side?!


Contestant number 10:

Marzena Okła-Drewnowicz is a 36-year-old sociologist, social activist and an MP from Skarżysko-Kamienna. Since 2007 she has represented the Civic Platform party.  She has worked as a manager for social services in the Świętokrzyskie region and as a facilitator of trainings for social workers. She was actively engaged in numerous local non-governmental initiatives. Her best achievement is probably a charity organising free time for children from underprivileged backgrounds – which flourished when she took lead there.

The Cheri Blair of a new generation

Explaining the Dutch delegation why they should adopt the Polish values
If this guy gives me one more flower I’m going to slap him


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27 thoughts on “The Hottest Polish Politician Contest

  1. #3.

    Ultimately, however, “World’s Hottest Politician” goes to Yulia Tymoshenko.

  2. Pioro-Boncza says:

    Brad, are you kidding me?? With that weird pretzel hairdo and 2kg of makeup foundation? Plus she looks about as warm as a sunset on Pluto…unless you’re into that kind of thing. Although she is leagues beyond Merkel…then again so is Gordon Brown :^P

    Would Carla Bruni-Sarkozy be considered a politician? If so she gets my vote!!!

  3. scatts says:

    I always though Thatcher had a certain something! ;)

  4. Not kidding. The hairdo is a bit odd, but cute in a very unconventional yet “traditional” sort of way (dichotomy!). And yes, too much makeup… but then again, any shot you’ve ever seen of Carla is going to have just as much. :)

    Baseball (or cricket?) is what guys are supposed to think about when they get “too” excited. Thatcher is what one might think about if they wanted to counteract a Viagra overdose.

    PS: even my wife agrees that Yulia is t3h h0ts.

  5. Tabloidziarz says:

    Mucha stays in tip-top presentable condition by buying handmade boots for 2,000 zloties. I rewad it in Fakt so it must be true.

  6. guest says:

    Cicciolina of course.

  7. Pioro-Boncza says:

    Judging by Mucha’s wardrobe, seems like the last thing on her mind is “service to the people”…perhaps service to HER people.

  8. guest says:

    Never looked or bothered to look at politicians that way. Interesting.
    My vote goes to Mucha – she’s young, hot, well-groomed.
    Also, Geringer de Oefergoehringshagenbachundflaemmischdorf looks stunning in her first picture. A 50 yo, are you kidding me? Plus, she’s got a beautiful name, first name that is :)

    I think Tymoshenko’s overrated: the make-up, the fake pretzel hairdo and she appears to be so cold. I like current French Minister of Justice far better, what’s her name?

    Polish politics is colourful either way:

  9. Boguslaw says:

    Mucha is neither hot nor well-groomed. She is just perfectly normal. Nothing special.

    “(…)I always wanted to participate in politics because I know I am an honest, trustworthy and hardworking person(…)”

    Am I only one here who find this pretensious?

  10. Pioro-Boncza says:

    Boguslaw, you’re not the only one.

    Has anyone ever seen this MP from Italy??? WOW! Sorry Polska and the entire planet…but she wins :^)

  11. Kuba says:

    Guess I would have to meet them before I could decide…… How much are tickets to Poland?

  12. Olasz says:

    Kuba, skip Wroclaw (no 5), used to work for that woman…

  13. mouseman says:

    And the winner is… Mucha. And it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m from Lublin. Yeap… Ofcourse…

  14. Bomber says:

    When Matusik-Lipiec started to the election her husband said to his friends: “Vote for her, we will have got the whole house to parties”. :D

  15. Kerren says:

    First blog I read after wakeup from sleep today!

    Are you tension? panic?

  16. Pioro-Boncza says:

    They just ran this story on TVN Fakty with reactions from the winner and runner-ups! Mucha was not happy about being #1!! But looks like Polandian’s star is rising!

  17. sztiwi says:

    Any hot male politician in Poland. I know polish president and polish PM are ugly but maybe you can find some sexy guys in Polish politics.

  18. island1 says:

    Pioro: We were almost as surprised as you were. When Polandian rules the world we will remember your loyalty.

    sztiwi: The Hottest Male Politician competition is coming next week, it’s all ready and waiting.

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  20. Zarazek says:

    My suggestions regarding male politicians:
    Wojciech Olejniczak
    Donald Tusk

    Hmm… that would be it :) Surely you will come up with more names.

  21. boattown_guest says:

    Theo, wir fahr’n nach Lodz:)

    Adding to Zarazek’s list:
    Piotr Misztal
    one-eyebrow-man Krzysztof Bosak

    They may be not the most attractive guys, but at least they are quite slim:)

    Pawel forgot about my parents’ neighbour- Mrs Błochowiak. It’s unforgivable;)

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  23. Sylwia says:

    I enjoyed the “in her own words most”. It reminded me of I like to say a prayer and drink to world peace. from Groundhog Day.

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  25. Lon says:

    You guys hit a new high… with these two posts on hottest politicians. I am glad someone had the originality to talk about what sits in the back of our minds some days… who is the hottest MP or Speaker of the House (if you are in the US). So I could not even open up the posts while at my desk for fear my co-workers (who can see my computer screen – yes no proviacy) would think I was surfing porn or dating pages in the middle of the work day. Very funny… I hope your Polish winter is over soon so you can get out of the house…

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