Found floating around on the interwebs, the cover of a football fan mag that doesn’t exist, but should.
Created by Anthony Casey (who apologizes for his Polish)
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POLANDiAN
Livin' la vida Polska
Sorry to be a pain, but to those who don’t speak Polish, can give a English translation?
Philippe, it’s not easy as my wife tells me she cannot translate because it’s so badly written but…..
GOAL
1 zloty or 8 million Drachma
Tyton (Polish goalkeeper) kills the Greeks
Now we are waiting for a new “Miracle on the Vistula”
History note: A battle in 1920 that the Poles won decisively against Russians. See here – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Warsaw_(1920)
At the bottom is the hard part. Something like – Czech trainer says we didn’t underestimate the Russians they we’re just better than we thought they would be?
I don’t think it is Polish, it seems as if it was written in Czechlish, Czech grammar and Polish words.
And of course the bit in the upper right corner is a cigarette packaging spoof playing on the name “Tytoń” which means tobacco, which then reads “Tobacco: kills Greece” (bad Polish grammar, it should read “Tytoń: zabija Grecję”)