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Polandian caption competition #3

Polandian’s much-loved caption competition is back! To be honest, the reason I stopped doing them was because so many prominent Poles were killed in the Smolensk disaster that for a long time I couldn’t be sure the people in the pictures I had chosen weren’t tragically dead. At least one of the people who appeared in the last competition back in March were on the ill-fated flight. Moving forward… supply your own alternative captions for huge respect and non-existent prizes!

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This much popcorn please

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Want to help me get my Political Intercourse badge?

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Re-enactment of the Great Patriotic Summer Holiday of 1923

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We kill now…yes?

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Please Miss, may I go to the little dictator’s room?

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The finals of Miss Emotionally Disingenuous

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Polandian caption competition #1 (closed)

***COMPETITION CLOSED***

I’ve added what I judged to be the best captions suggested by readers for each picture. The judge’s decision is final and cannot, under any circumstances, by influenced by envelopes full of cash left in the first cubicle in the Men’s room at Krakow station.

Here are some photographs I found floating around on Polish news sites this week. I have no idea what or who most of them are about, so I’ve made up my own captions. Our talented and remarkably attractive readers can undoubtedly do better.

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Nuclear power plants – you’re doing it wrong

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The EU presents photographic evidence in the case of Jacek P, a Polish farmer accused of fraudulent use of funds. “Mr. P, received the funds to invest in better machinery for his farm. Instead he built a power station and started selling electricity to Ukraine.” (Scatts)

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Polish police close in on suspected jaywalker

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Best. S&M Party. Ever. (PMK)

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Ancient endangered species visits bison

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This one’s got a very cute arse, don’t you think? (Scatts, again)

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Best of friends I assume

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Radek, will you translate my website into English? My assistant did it and now those guys at Polandian are laughing at it. (Bartek)

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When vodka goggles wear off

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Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline. (PMK, again)

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