May 2018 update

Despite possibly expecting a lot of anger-voting, you would have been deemed certifiably bonkers crazy at the time of the last update here if you’d predicted either the Trumpster or Brexit and yet both of them happened. You would have been seen as slightly less crazy to have predicted PiS in Poland and their agenda. Goodness only knows what might happen before the next update.

I approved a bunch of comments but deleted a lot more. Brexit got a mention in one.

Let’s be clear:

1/ We do not give advice on how to get a Polish driving license

2/ We do not organise or advise on weddings, visa’s, girlfriends….anything at all in fact

3/ Some of you need to get a sense of humour.

Topical news stories:

The Stormy Daniels storm is proving to be a tough one to blow away for the Donald.

Following on from earlier update where David Moyes was sacked from Man United, there’s a good chance he’s now about to be let go by West Ham. Polandian updates not proving to be good omens for that particular Scotsman.

Mount Kilauea volcano has erupted near a residential area on Hawaii’s largest island, prompting a local state of emergency and the mandatory evacuation of 1,700 local residents.

Due to infrequency of visits here I’ll now report annual stats. Number of visitors per year (for number of views multiply by around 1.25)

2015 – 128,000

2016 – 157,000

2017 – 118,000

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2014 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 220,000 times in 2014. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 9 days for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

Dec 2014 update

Merry Christmas

Hi,

Topical news story – Surfers ride ‘weather bomb’ waves in Spain and Portugal – Some of the world’s top surfers have been riding massive waves generated by the Atlantic storm that hit Scotland.

Stats steady at around 10,000 visitors a month (views is a higher figure). February remains an odd spike. Most popular posts – anything to do with Polish females – nothing changes.

I’ve approved about 60 comments and deleted the 90+ spam. I was not riding a massive wave at the time.

Happy Christmas!

Update

Catching up with Happy Valentines Day and Easter wishes plus Earth Day today!

earth day

Topical news story – David Moyes sacked as manager of Man United. Article.

Dealt with 61 comments of which about a third were trashed. The rest related to the “10 things about having a Polish girlfriend” post, which is surely deserving of its own TV series by now. Gra o Polski Laska, or something similar. Half of those comments were slagging Jamie off for incorrect use of your / you’re. I’ve spoken to Jamie about this and he told me to tell you all to go **** yourselves. Probably just having a bad day. It’s when he mixes the pills with the beer.

What the hell happened in February? Every month plugging away with around 10,000 views (not bad for a dead blog) and then a spike in February up to almost 70,000!

Otherwise, nuffin going on.

Retro header picture reinstated

Mainly because I want to borrow the other one for elsewhere!

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